Tuesday, September 06, 2005

A joke

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened??

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

5 Comments:

At 8:50 AM, Blogger jeffro said...

we want some action on this bad boy! you can't actually be working?!!?

 
At 11:37 AM, Blogger Dan said...

Be patient, my friend. I've been working on quite the diatribe this past week and am still massaging it. It will be posted by the end of the weekend.

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger CCHarmony said...

The end of the weekend? That must be some diatribe!

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger jeffro said...

tsk, tsk - still massaging your own diatribes, i see...

 
At 10:35 PM, Blogger Pete said...

The masses are clamoring for more Eye of the Storm.

 

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