Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Death wish

Walking through the Public Gardens in Boston yesterday after work, I saw three women trying to feed a couple squirrels. They walked right up to the squirrels, with food in hand. If they had known what I know about squirrels--that they are vicious agents of the devil--I highly doubt these women would have put their lives at risk.


At 12:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should shouted "Are you mad?" and then run away with your hands on your head, screaming.


At 9:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should have bagged as many squirrels as possible in black sacks and then stuffed them taxidermy-style, creating your own little squirrel army. oh wait, i think that's been done before.


Post a Comment

<< Home